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Post by posy ann knight on Nov 9, 2012 12:40:24 GMT -5
LETS QUOTE THIS BITCH! OKAY BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SO HILARIOUS WE NEED A QUOTE BOARD. SO BASICALLY ANYTHING YOU DEEM QUOTE WORTHY JUST PUT IT ON UP HERE HOFACES :D I FIGURE ITS MOSTLY OUT OF CHARACTER, BUT IF THERE IS SOMETHING HILARIOUS IN CHARACTER THEN WHY THE HELL BELLS NOT? SO GET THAT FUNNY SHIT OUT THERE !
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Post by SANTANA GISELLE ROSSI on Nov 9, 2012 13:26:11 GMT -5
Siri to Boyd in the ICC:
8 Nov 12, 04:24 AM Siri: I mean, start what? And baby girl, really? Same generic nickname you used for Santana?
Siri: Is that so you don't ever mix up your vagina-friends? Call them all the same thing? Lol.
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Post by SANTANA GISELLE ROSSI on Nov 9, 2012 13:29:59 GMT -5
The quotes that birthed this thread, lol. (Read from bottom to top):
mae: just so i can put that there 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
jaxx: YESS 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
mae: a cbox quotes board 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
mae: i want like 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
daisy: LOL> 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
mae: not a potato haha 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
jaxx: seriously i just want a normal, funny guy thats not a potato 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
mae: ones that stand WAAAAY to close to me 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
mae: ME TOO!!!!!!! 9 Nov 12, 01:34 PM
mae: JAXX FEELS MY PAIN 9 Nov 12, 01:33 PM
jaxx: i get creeper pedo guys
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Post by sophia on Nov 9, 2012 22:58:14 GMT -5
"DOLLIE. THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE. BRINGER OF MOTHERFUCKIN ZOOS."
...<3 had to do it right away lest I forgot.
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Post by MAE on Nov 10, 2012 0:57:49 GMT -5
mae: GO TO HELL ANGEL FACE
The irony kills me that I couldn't help it
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Post by Jaylee Lyric Ralston on Nov 10, 2012 13:01:40 GMT -5
Mae: i just want to hold sleep hayden and pet him haha Jaxx: i just want to pat all my charries on the head and tell them it sucks to suck
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Post by tavish on Nov 10, 2012 17:16:09 GMT -5
Siri: Rest easy and may the dragons never reach your other limbs, dragon man. TAVISH: and may they never reach your eyes Siri: I shall wear two eye patches in order to protect them. TAVISH: the world isn't ready for another helen keller
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Post by mitsu3 on Nov 10, 2012 17:27:54 GMT -5
Bottom to top:
Kitty: :D
daisy: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
dee: kitty wins
dee: LMAO
daisy: LOL
Kitty: CTHULU
daisy: Jimmy Choo
dee: kangaroo
daisy: Kathmandu
dee: stomach flu
daisy: Dr. Who
dee: break through
daisy: catch 22
dee: steel blue
daisy: 23 skadoo
Kitty: coo coo catchoo
daisy: parlez vous
dee: i love you
daisy: Hoody hoo
dee: take a poo
daisy: Scooby doo
dee: achoooo
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Post by SANTANA GISELLE ROSSI on Nov 11, 2012 22:22:46 GMT -5
Bottom to top! Lol!
11 Nov 12, 11:19 PM daisy: LOL
11 Nov 12, 11:18 PM dollie: dollie you're such an idiot
11 Nov 12, 11:18 PM dollie: hit my eyeball with my finger
11 Nov 12, 11:18 PM dollie: aaaaaarg i just
11 Nov 12, 11:17 PM dollie: TELL ME
11 Nov 12, 11:17 PM dollie: oh my god j why does everyone hate the governor tell meeeee
11 Nov 12, 11:17 PM dollie: IM GONNA CRY
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DOLLIE
the great and terrible
"and the lord said unto dollie, 'eat potatoes, and be merry.'" gospel of dollie 1:1
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Post by DOLLIE on Nov 13, 2012 2:48:27 GMT -5
Bottom to top. Couldn't help myself.
Brody: I might be a dude, dude. 13 Nov 12, 03:46 AM Brody: Wait a second, WHAT IS THIS GIANT SHLONG DOING THERE? 13 Nov 12, 03:46 AM Brody: Oh, sorry bro, let me fix that. 13 Nov 12, 03:45 AM ACE: your vagina is hanging out.
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Post by freeze on Nov 13, 2012 3:18:31 GMT -5
13 Nov 12, 04:17 AM Brody: I wanna...wait.
13 Nov 12, 04:17 AM ACE: ( I WANNA SEX ACE UP )
13 Nov 12, 04:17 AM Brody: Sorry, that was random. Suddenly felt like saying that.
13 Nov 12, 04:17 AM Brody: He's the man.
13 Nov 12, 04:17 AM ACE: ( ACE IS THE MAN )
13 Nov 12, 04:17 AM Brody: That guy's a character. Cracks me up.
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Post by MAE on Nov 14, 2012 4:08:51 GMT -5
14 Nov 12, 05:07 AM EVAN: i am not going to be part of a sexual assault lawsuit fuck you very much Cor: Involuntary threesome 14 Nov 12, 05:06 AM Cor: We can have sex on top of you
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Post by delany on Nov 14, 2012 6:04:58 GMT -5
Siri: I'm getting good at painting rocks. FRANKIE: do you rock at it? Siri: ... Siri: stop, you're trying to steal my heart. FRANKIE: laughing too hard at my own joke Siri: AND HELLS TO THE YEAH I ROCK AT IT FRANKIE: SEDIMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON Siri: OH MY GOD, HE JUST KEEPS GOING FRANKIE: i have a gold mine of rock puns Siri: Don't take my sense of humor for granite. FRANKIE: one might even say it's very gneiss of me Siri: Don't tell me any more. Igneous is bliss. FRANKIE: this whole conversation is giving me diabase
-stuff that doesn't matter and then-
Siri: ...I feel like you've hit rock bottom. FRANKIE: that's not a very nice thing to say. i'm regarding you with scarn right now Siri: I have been nothing but pelite. FRANKIE: and clear as dacite Siri: My politeness is just a stepping stone to see your torso again. FRANKIE: you've made it crystallite clear that you just want to see me naked Siri: At first I wasn't sure, but now the idea's pretty concrete. FRANKIE: oh norite my sexy body is such a burden Siri: Unlike mine, which may make you lose your apatite. FRANKIE: not true! your body has my harzburgite all a flutter Siri: I know that's not true, but I appreciate the sediment. FRANKIE: i seelite how it is. you don't want my compliments :c Siri: Aww, sorry. I can see now you were making them for the crater good. FRANKIE: i can't bearsite the thought of you being unhappy with yourself Siri: Your puns are instant clastics, dude. FRANKIE: i count your blossite that i have a great ability to make puns Siri: Your compliments have made me feel a little boulder. FRANKIE: you're one of a kinoite Siri: My dinner's so bland. Needs some basalt. FRANKIE: don't forget a suevite if you make a mess
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Post by MAE on Nov 15, 2012 4:08:40 GMT -5
talking about hayden getting married
mae when he gets married is going to go to his reception for five seconds steal the ENTIRE cake and leave
dolloe 2:57 am what an ass
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Post by James William Campbell on Nov 21, 2012 2:45:45 GMT -5
a) because me and dollie are terrible at plotting but wonderful at story time and b) to highlight the plight of uneducated giraffes in Britain.
21 Nov 12, 03:28 AM irish: HOW RUDE.
21 Nov 12, 03:28 AM dollie: CAUSE BRITAIN IS AGAINST EDUCATING GIRAFFES
21 Nov 12, 03:27 AM dollie: TO GO TO SCHOOL
21 Nov 12, 03:27 AM dollie: TO AMERICA
21 Nov 12, 03:27 AM dollie: THEY MOVED
21 Nov 12, 03:27 AM irish: DUN DUN DUNNNNN
21 Nov 12, 03:27 AM dollie: AND THEN
21 Nov 12, 03:26 AM irish: YES, YES THEY ARE
21 Nov 12, 03:26 AM dollie: CAUSE SCOTS AND GIRAFFES ARE PRONE TO FRIENDSHIP YOU SEE
21 Nov 12, 03:26 AM dollie: AND THEY WERE FRIENDS
21 Nov 12, 03:25 AM irish: THERE WAS A SCOT AND A GIRAFFE
21 Nov 12, 03:25 AM dollie: once upon a time
21 Nov 12, 03:25 AM irish: OKAY
21 Nov 12, 03:25 AM dollie: ADVENTURE TIME
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